Contrary to this study, I've found that Tauruses prefer masturbating and beach picnics to murdering.
Cancer, ruled by the moon, is compassionate, intuitive, and kind. Its darkest form is emotionally manipulative and self-deluded.
Libras, ruled by Venus, feel entitled to life's finer things and don't work for them. They're known for their charm and laziness.
Aries likes to be first and noticed. Aries and "Crazy Joe" Gallo enter. He had a pet lion, celebrity friends, a taste for philosophy, and died in a pinstriped suit on his 43rd birthday.
Capricorns are fiercely competitive, even in criminal credibility. Chicago's Public Enemy No. 1 was scrappy Capricorn Al "Scarface" Capone.
Sagittarius is ruled by Jupiter, the drunk uncle planet, and personified by the archer. Pablo Escobar, Sagittarius drug lord and hippo aficionado.